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Ahhhh. Remember last year? Every Texans’ game felt like going to a job you didn’t want to go to. You go home thinking about how you don’t want to go back.You spend your evening looking at the clock and counting when you have to go back.You go to bed having an existential crisis every night http://www.thetexanslockerroom.com/authentic-lamar-miller-jersey , thinking about how what you are doing tomorrow is the last thing you want to do on Earth, and one day you won’t any more time on Earth, yet you spent all that time going there.Then, throughout the weekend, that place is a constant shadow on your back. I’m already at this point this season. At 0-3 http://www.thetexanslockerroom.com/authentic-corey-moore-jersey , I don’t want to watch Bill O’Brien keep Deshaun Watson in the pocket, fail to use play action, and not scheme to get anyone open. I like Friday. I like Saturday. I don’t like Sunday. I’ll still be watching them play the Colts on Sunday, though. Hanging out at the house. Maybe I’ll eat a big breakfast. Go for a run. Seize the early morning light. Then game time starts, and I’ll be talking to my friends online discussing what will become such sad Dylan Cole Jersey White , horrible times. Anyways, those are my plans. What about you? What do you have going on? Are you going to Lucas Oil Stadium? Are you hanging out at your local spot? Is there anything you are cooking up? Have you already started a MDC-esque boycott, waiting for O’Brien to get fired like Joe Marciano? Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you’re still trying to figure out what you’re going to do, or if you’ll be a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game Womens Bradley Roby Jersey , pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you’ve got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well. The Texans added a new member to their team."I always assume the Patriots are filled with guys like Jack Easterby. Men who work in the shadows and find out the Chiefs are pulling their tackle when their index finger is tilted to the left or know the premium way to turn that UDFA from Minnesota Tech into a five sack player, only for another team to give him $7 million a year.That is transcendent meditation.The Patriots are surely currently busy trying to figure out the best way to manipulate the new pass interference challenge rules. Since Bill O’Brien took over, the Texans have tried to be the Houston Patriots. It got them a lot of 9-7. They tried to take their franchise in a new direction by signing backup Buffalo Bills offensive linemen Andre Johnson Jersey White , but once again the Texans are back to their old ways. The Texans have hired Jack Easterby to be The Executive Vice President of Team Development. I have no idea what this means, what this job entails, or who Mr. Easterby is. If you want a place to start, read this.Or this.Apparently Easterby is very important and influential.